LOVe

A tomorrow without you

When tomorrow will dawn ; Without you by my side

When my days will be dark ; Without your beam of love

When the nights will be lonely ; Without your tender touch

When the birds won't sing ; And the trees won't blossom

When tears will go on ; With nobody to console

When emptiness will haunt ; Every corner of my soul

When the world will recall ; Our incomplete story

When the mountains will echo ; Your deep voice

When the oceans will reflect ; The sparkle of your eyes

When the wind will bring ; The fragrance of your breath

When tomorrow will dawn ; Without you my love

Who could tell me once ; How to live without you...?

LOVe

A hand to hold through old age.

A preson to laugh with even though

The joke wasn't that funny



A smile shared during everyday life

Because you are there with me



The beauty 're our love show

Everytime you walk in the room.

A warm feeling in my heart



Because you show me that you care

Because you touched me

A trance like state



You make me feel so calm

A calm moment from the storm of life.



Because it 's your voice i hear

Graced my ears with" I Love you.

What a wonderful an lovely feeling

To Love an be loved



You're my reason to get up

Each morning

And a dream each night



These are but some of the feeling i have for you

And for that I'am happy you are in my life.

Diffrent thinking on KISS

Prof .of Economics

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.


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Prof. Of Accountancy

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.


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Prof. Of Algebra

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.


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Prof. Of Geometry

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.


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Prof. Of Physics

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.


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Prof. Of Chemistry

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.


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Prof. Of Zoology

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.


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Prof. Of Physiology

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.


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Prof. Of Dentistry

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.


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Prof. Of Philosophy

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.


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Prof. Of English

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.


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Prof. Of Architecture

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects


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Prof. Of Comp.Science

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

Ramayan in English According to 21th century

Ramayan in English According to 21th century

Son : Pop... what is the Ramayan stuff that all my friends in school talk about..

Pop : So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something',

was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, you know, send this cool dude, he was Ram, to some national

forest or reserve or somethin'.

Since he was going, for like, somethin' like more than 10 years or so, he decided to take his wife and his bro along.

You know... so that they could all chill out together. But dude, the forest was reeeeeeal scary shit, really man,

they had monkeys and devils and shit like that.

But this dude, Ram, kicked their ass with darts, bows and arrows, so it was fine. But then some bad boys,

some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, were our man, and his bro Lakshman,

pissed! And you don't piss this son-of-a-gunz 'coz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with him.

So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram and his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don't ask me how they

trained the damn monkeys, just go along with me, OK. So, Ram, Lakhs, and their monkeys whip this gansta's ass

in his own hood. Anyways, by now, their time's up in the forest and anyways, it gets kinda boring.

You know no TVs or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch back home. He, his bro and the wife are back home.

People thought, well, you know, at least they deserve somethin' nice and they didn't have any bars and clubs in those days.

So they couldn't take them out for a drink, so the people decided to smoke. And they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps too.

So it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks really, they had some local band play along with the fireworks,

and you know what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding, that was the very first musical-synchronized fireworks.

You know, like the 4th of the July stuff, but just more cooler and stuff, you know.

And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started. Cool!!! Diwali Rocks Maaaan! Got it...

Spend some time to read this! Really touching

Spend some time to read this! Really touching!


I was walking around in a Big Bazaar store making shopping,
when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6
years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this
doll.
Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Aunty, are you sure
I don't have enough money?''


I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money
to buy the dolll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the doll in his
hand. Finally,I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much .
Iwanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY. I have to give the doll to my mommy
so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.

Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so
I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister..
'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and
aid: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until
I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing.
He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so my sister
won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me,

but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.
' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.


I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again,just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said,
I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him
seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare
money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!
' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before
I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll,
so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to
have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask
God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.
My mommy loves white roses.'


I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind... Then I remembered a local
news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who
hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died
right away,and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide
whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman
would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little
boy?



Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper
thatthe young woman had passed away... I couldn't stop myself as I bought a
bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young
woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand
with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for
ever.The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still,
to this day, hard to imagine.. And in a fraction of a second,
a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

PLEASE DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

Giving Up Wine

Giving Up Wine



A smartly attired lady was walking down the street when she was
accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking

homeless woman who asked her for a couple of

dollars for dinner.

She took out her wallet, removed ten dollars and

asked,

'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with

it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the

homeless woman told her.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying

food?' the lady asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless

woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying

to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of

food?' the lady asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman.

I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, the lady said, 'I'm not going to give you the

money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for

dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your

husband be furious with you for doing that? I know

I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

The lady replied, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see

what a woman looks like after she has given up

shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

Life Still has meaning.

life still has meaning.


If there is a future
there is time for mending-
Time to see your troubles
coming to an ending.

Life is never hopeless
however great your sorrow-
If you're looking forward
to a new tomorrow.


If there is time for wishing
then there is ime for hoping-
When through doubt and darkness
you are blindly groping.


So if through your window
there is a new day breaking-
Thank God for the promise,
though mind and soul be aching,

A letter to Bill Gates from Santa Singh

A letter to Bill Gates from Santa Singh

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,


This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer
For our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your
Notice.


1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and
Whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******
Appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but
We face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware
Vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I
Request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.


2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down '
Button.


3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request
You to check this.


4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run '
Has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so
That we can click that by sitting.


5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find
Only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.


6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
The door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',
But unable to trace. Is it a bug??


7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from
CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.


8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning
'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect
Ur money.


9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
Sentence, so when u will provide that?

Think Out of the Box in the Interview

Think Out of the Box in the Interview

Question 1:

What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"


Question 2:

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

Question 3:

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)

Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Question 4:

The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the

center of this table where u have kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness.


This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee.