Fart jokes

The New York Times has reported that a new virus has recently been discovered. This virus is very contagious and one person can pass it on to millions of other people. The Center for Disease Control reports that this virus spreads very rapidly and there is no cure for it. They have given this virus an appropriate name.









It is called...... ..



UH! OH! You have the virus! It's too late!! I can see it on your face! ALERT! ALERT!